




The dragon has spoken and honestly he makes a very compelling argument. This shirt is for everyone who needs three coffees before they can even consider being civil.
This I don't like morning people or mornings or people unisex t-shirt is made for night owls, introverts, coffee addicts, and anyone whose pre-noon personality is best described as a grumpy dragon clutching a mug for dear life. The bold retro graphic is printed with vivid fade-resistant ink that keeps every snarling detail and stripe crisp and colorful wash after wash.
Not a morning person. Not an afternoon person either.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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