




For everyone who has been told to smile more and has absolutely no intention of doing so. This I Am Not Mad This Is Just My Face unisex t-shirt is made for the resting face realists, the naturally intense, and everyone who has spent a lifetime explaining to strangers that this is simply what their face does and there is nothing anyone can do about it.
Crafted for both men and women, this graphic tee delivers a relaxed, comfortable fit perfect for casual days, social gatherings, or gifting to the most hilariously self aware person in your life who has had this exact conversation more times than they can count and is completely done having it. The sharp and relatable I am not mad this is just my face print is wickedly funny, deeply validating, and built to stay vibrant wash after wash without fading or cracking.
Not mad. Not approachable. Just existing.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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